this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I have aggressive nipples.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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