Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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