if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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