what day is it and did you see me today?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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