After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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