The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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