Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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