I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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