What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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