But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if only i could text you this smell
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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