I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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