is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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