But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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