hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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