She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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