In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
just tell him i said nine months
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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