she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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