his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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