Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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