don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wish i was in the wii world.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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