I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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