i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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