i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
My pussy is not your playground.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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