11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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