I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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