when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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