why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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