Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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