She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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