yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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