Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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