we have pet lesbian snakes
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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