I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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