first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
