32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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