so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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