I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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