and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
