Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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