The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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