That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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