Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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