So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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