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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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