Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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