some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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