My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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