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(303): View more from Colorado

I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games

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(310): View more from California

it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe

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(845): View more from New York

Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside

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