so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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