Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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