my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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