Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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