i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
im holly from the hills drunk
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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