I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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