my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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